Ljudi na Tviteru otkrivaju najurnebesnije momente iz zajedničkog života
Većini ljudi, glavni razlog za ulazak u brak je ljubav. Barem bi tako trebalo da bude – dvoje ljudi se vole, a onda se odluče na zajednički život.
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Leptirići u stomaku ukazuju da je to jedina ispravna stvar.
To je to, našli ste svoju drugu polovinu.
A onda, stvari se menjaju.
Bračni život otvara nova vrata, a samim tim, neminovno je da ćete na tom putu imati i mnogo smešnih momenata.
Tviteraši su još jednom pokazali sjajan smisao za humor, sumirajući šta je za njih život u braku.
– Moja žena je bila svedok čuda i tako vikala kroz kuću, ne bih li došao što pre. Mislio sam da se dogodilo nešto loše, sve dok nisam dotrčao u kuhinju a ona samo rekla: “Pogledaj…” (na fotografiji je kutlača okrenuta naopako sa rezancima postavljenim u formi smajlija).
my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look... pic.twitter.com/KHw0XsQLJU
— Matthew Burnside (@MatthewBurnsid7) May 12, 2020
Jedna korisnica je podelila deo razgovora sa majkom preko telefona:
– Koja je tvoja tajna za 55 godina braka?
Moja mama: “Nikada nismo mrzeli jedno drugo istog dana.”
{On the phone with my mom}
— Ⓖⓗⓓ (@GingerHotDish) May 26, 2020
Me: What’s your secret to 55 years of marriage?
Mom: We never hated each other on the same day.
– Već sam 34 godine na ovoj planeti i dozvolite mi da sa vama podelim i da vas naučim veoma važnu lekciju. Ona može da jede vaš pomfrit. Ali vi ne smete da jedete njen.
In 34 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) August 17, 2020
– Moj muž me je iznenadio izlaskom da proslavimo godišnjicu od našeg prvog izlaska. Podsetio me je zašto sam se u njega zaljubila.
– Stigli smo u bioskop i saznali da se film prikazuje na drugoj lokaciji i to sat vremena ranije. To me je podsetilo na čoveka u kog sam se zaljubila.
My husband surprised me with a night out to celebrate the anniversary of our first date. I was reminded of the man I fell in love with.
— She Writes Good (@GoodSheWrites) December 23, 2019
We arrived at the theater and learned the movie was playing at a different location a full hour earlier. I was reminded of the man I married.
Moj muž: “Ja sam odrastao čovek. Molim te prestani da me tretiraš kao dete.”
Takođe moj muž: “Možeš li mi naći jaknu? Gladan sam. Spava mi se…”
My husband: I’m a grown man. Please stop treating me like a child.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 14, 2020
Also my husband: Can you find my jacket? I’m hungry. I need a nap.
– Pre braka nisam znao da postoji pogrešan način da vratiš mleko u frižider.
Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) June 10, 2015
Ona: “Seo si mi na naočare”
Muž (ustaje): “Šta?”
Ona: “Taman kad si ustao, jel’ možeš da mi doneseš kokice?” (upali svaki put)
Me: You just sat on my glasses.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 4, 2020
Husband: *Stands up* What?
Me: While you’re up, can you grab some popcorn?
Falls for it every time.
Muž me je iznervirao pa sam kupila još desetak jastučića i pobacala ih po krevetu.
My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) August 9, 2020
Prijatelj: “Koliko puta ti zazvoni alarm ujutru”
Ja: “Nemam pojma.”
Muž: (viče sa drugog dela sobe) “Trinaest Dajen, trinaest!”
Friend: How many times does your alarm clock go off in the morning?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 4, 2020
Me: Oh, I don’t know.
Husband: *shouting from other room* THIRTEEN, DIANE. THIRTEEN.
Ključ za srećan brak je međusobno razumevanje jezika ljubavi.
Moj jezik su lepe reči, afirmacije.
Mojoj ženi su krofne.
The key to a happy marriage is understanding each other's love languages.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 27, 2019
My language is words of affirmation.
My wife's is doughnuts.
A šta vi kažete, šta je brak za vas?
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